F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

half an engineer..!!
Bein n inefficient engineer is my dream, nw i cn say i ve completed d path half-way..!!! as ev1 written sumtin abt deh col friends on deh blog wich inspired (??) me 2 write also..rather wana take a revenge on my so called bunch of chums ~ loosers..!!! {well m gettin paid 2 write sumtin gud abt dem..}

as ev1 started it wid GOD..m nt exception..abhay sane..!! real sharp n intelligent..dis guy cn do anetin u wan..literally anetin...!! i wonder hw dis guy get a tym 2 study aftr stayin in col for long workin as a ball-boy in sports-haga..! hez a tanki..cn drink anetin..in quality n "quantity".. love to "try" evrytin.. bt hez so obstinate tht he cn control himself on "tryin" nly..!! juz a one flaw.. neva gets patched up wid ane gal..[:O] wen u ask him he wl say nt interested..bt doesn explain nt interested in wut.."gal" o " relation"..?? i hope its relation..oderwise he wl b responsible for changin lyf o many..especially kaka... " Kaka ws straight untill he realized abhay is GAY.."
bt dude..u rock..ev1 wana be lyk u nly..[:-P]!!


Adwait a.k.a. kaka..!! v cl him by name o diz gr8 footballer cuz hez nt at al gud @ playin futbal..!!bt yeh hez a gud writer..loves 2 get stoned n drunk evrytym..rather wan 2 do dis nly.. dis guy juz wan one thing from gals..real bang-bang..behaves lyk a sex-starved...cnt imagine hw many times he masterbates..?!?!?!?!? {remember lonavla scene}..gt a nice sense o humour..{m gettin paid*}..kaka reminds me o iron man..evrytin o iron except his 4 inches... heart..{#corrupt minds#} diz guy real gud at heart..ready 2 help nytym..!!



Soumyadeep a.k.a. Bevda...!! hez one o d bengoli worrior in UICT.. worrior as in he always fights for sumtin..for becomin topper in OILS...for gettin "right" gal from 1st year..for playin gud carrom n also cs..unfortunate in case o gals..still obsessd wid one gal although he told us tht he movd on..!! hez lucky enough wen it comes 2 alcohol..b*****d gets a chance 2 drink wid his dad..{i loved tht mini bar @ ur place..*} hard-worker..studies by usin timetable n al..! ev1 loves 2 watch him wen hez drunk..{still remember U-turn..} lotsa people in col think tht hez gud for drinkin nutin els..for dos suckers "3:16" " _|_ " {mml}lol.. dude u r very gud friend n kool person..!! mayne dun think abt dos a**es..!! u lot lot better thn dos pakofyn shits..!! [:P]



Nikhil a.k.a. Battu..!! d football freak..probably best football player in UD.. {ahh..sry kaka is best..:-D*} in all his 19 years lyf he has done nly one thing..FOOTBALL..still wonder y he lyk kickin football tht much..may b bcuz hez too tired o gettin his balls kicked by gals..!! nly footballer i ve seen in my lyf widout gal..! tries evrytin 2 get dat gal..bt eventually ends up wid nutin except his "tanhaiyaaa.." nw a days chkn out wid his luks (for dat gal..?? :-O ) ..removed his moustache..strtd usin body-huggin shirts..gt rid o his soda-bottles..!! (Waahh..chhava..lol)
dude..stay d way u r..no need 2 change for (dat) gal.. n dun worry koi nai toh P5 hai hi..lolzz..(thoda adjust karna padega.)


Sarang a.k.a. Haggu..(??){new name..hwz it..?} national TT player..(do u practise it in ur pants..?!?! :-P) ev1 except him knw dat hez gud enough 2 get ane gal..!! (wut a looser..) carrom partner..(kekada-jodi) very sincere wen it comes 2 study.. still confused wich station he wana get down..churchgate o andheri..?!?!?! lol..cn mak ane gal laugh wid his stupid n kiddish sense o humour..(lotsa o people jealous o it dude..) juz started drinkin..very kool guy..! dun worry dude..u wl get ur gal "sum"day..till time.. "atleast i ve a gal wid me..!!" lolzz..[:P][:P]



Abhiram .. national swimmer..! diz guy reminds me o character RYAN from buk 5.someone..!! intelligent..hez nt a hard-worker bt a smart-worker..!! strtd loosin his hairs..{acc 2 s'deep ideal model for hair-gel n shampoo..!!} hez d main reason for w**d culture in UD.. hez real example o "friend with d w**d is a friend indeed.." :-P harami gud @ rollin joints..no1 els ve dis skill..!! knwz abt al d gossip goin around.. obese..! Highly interestd in gettin stoned evrytym..!! i cn say hez one woman man..d nly guy in UD who is in settled relationship..! :-) ehh..oderwise a very lovin guy in UD..! :-D


Tushar.. wana b maths professor.. :-P he has spent half o his lyf in bathroom nly..{i guess he goes 2 bathroom to wast one soap wid oder..}!! d nly guy i ve seen who sleeps b4 d exam cuz hez havin tension o studies.. really gud at maths..lol..fav student o pro. Sahu..[:-D]!! {sum1 told me u cn mak a horse jump..cn u mak Sahu also..?? ahh..sry sry..hez mule..} he cn do lods o things except studies..bt damn intelligent bt nt interestd in usin tht intelligence for sum constructive work..hez also fan o "reds"..lol..passed al his sem cuz o God..{i mean abhay sane..}!! hez also in dilemma wid his chicks.. in 1st case he "lyks" gal, gal "lyks" him, bt her parents dun.. in 2nd case he "loves" gal, n gal "lyks" him..!!!!!! {still m confused kaun kiske piche hai re..??} bt he lives d way hostelite shu live..!!



Dhananjay a.k.a. DJ...!!!! hez nerdo.. {Dj Studies} nly1 from our group who deserves 2 b UD student..! sits for all lectures{completes buks}..takes down notes{v tak xerox}..learns al concepts{n teaches us}.. i guess v al pass exam cuz o him nly..! gifted wid lotsa o things..especially wid Crushed back-bone.. few months back ws interestd in earnin lods o money..{ IBUZZ } i guess hez done wid it nw...[:-P] hez outta all further games cuz o his back-bone injury In his UD innings... He shu open classes for UD students..{ may b chintu wl help u } Far away frm all kinda o addictions..! may b he wl die cuz o passive smokin nly..lol..!!! bt a very helpin guy..thnx for ur notes..[:-P]



Indeed all r loosers..!!