This film is not for someone who views life in black & white. U got to have a techni-color point of view to really enjoy the goings on.
A must watch for every one who ever thought of getting back at the big bad world by destroying one-self !!
Why I liked it:
* Very good narrative. For a change dont remember what color the Theaters ceiling/walls had!!
* The film offers Fresh point of view. My personal fav was Chands line "half the nation got off watching me doing it and they call me a slut".
* Accepts lust is an intrinsic part of love. Does not glorify love!
* Superb sound track. If u r watching with the right janta then be sure of a impromptu dance performance (from the audiecne)during "Emosional Attyachar".
* Abhay Deol. If he continues doing films like Oye Lucky.. and now Dev D he surely will end up having a fiercely loyal fan following.
* Paro :) What looks man. She can create Devdas by the dozens!
* The climax. After all isn’t life all about hope, about falling down and then getting (back) up.
even the 5 stars are not enough for this movie.
Definitely a master piece of de-constrction.
Once Sarat Chandra Chattyopadhyay had said that Devdas should not be published at all because there was nothing to learn.
m sure sharukh would now feel that he could have done it in a better way .....
In this contemporary version Of Anurag Kashyap, there is a statutary Caution "beta ab to sudhar ja" - somthing to learn. i.e. a perfect ending.
I hope even the so called (self proclaimed) moral polices will also promoto this movie for that last line atleast. What do you say?
Saturday, February 28, 2009
SOME LAWS THAT NEWTON FORGOT..!!!
1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
know your customers..!!
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. Didnt realize that Arabs read from right to left"
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
EVER WONDER...!!
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for < /SPAN>lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke??
huh...!! ever wonder..??
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Y is RAJNIKANT the greatest....??
You want to know who is Rajanikanth and why he is the greatest. ...here are the facts
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror
shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of
all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and
was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9
percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of
whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
life unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with
his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind
every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is
beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes
this as a personal insult.....!!!!
thts y rajnikant is the greatest...!!!!
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror
shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of
all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and
was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9
percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of
whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
life unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with
his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind
every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is
beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes
this as a personal insult.....!!!!
thts y rajnikant is the greatest...!!!!
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